Monthly Archives: July 2009


NFL or NBA?

Is It NBA Or NFL? 36 have been accused of spousal abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 19 have been accused of writing bad checks 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses (with more businesses being added to the list daily) 3 have done time for...

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Brett Farve Retires Byyyyyyyaaaaaaahhhhhh

Ye boi I gets dem Fentesy Football pleyers to put me on der’ team. I says I comin’ back den I go head-n-retire in July. BYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH. I says I was goin’ ta New Yorks. Den Miami. Den Green Bey’. Den I’s gonna take ovah Minnesota . . . BYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! ESPN...

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Tyler Like NASCAR

ESPN: So Tyler, what did you think of waving the green flag at Brickyard this weekend? Hansbrough: Tyler like NASCAR. Tyler get bored putting ball through hoop. I ugh, Tyler decided he goes to NASCAR race this weekend. Crowd thinks Tyler waved green flag. Tyler held back 30,000 HP of cars...

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Who Should Pop Tebow’s Cherry?

Tim Tebow is currently the worlds most popular virgin with legions of girls throwing themselves at him on a daily basis. Tebow preaches no sex before marriage and he seems to follow it to a t, but what if he is lying? We have seen our fair share of hack...

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WWE Rawleigh

Monday Night Raw in Raleigh, NC has come and gone and we are still awed by the wrestling live and ashamed of the fake ZZ Top. Going to Raw this past Monday fulfilled a teenage dream of mine, only it proved to be so much more. Let me give you...

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