by The Man No One Came To See
31 Aug 2009
Rubio has said that he plans on coming to the NBA this year but it turns out those damn Europeans screwed us again. A high level source stated that Rubio will have to wait until 2011 for their first round pick to sport the new T-Wolves jersey. This confirms the...
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by The Man No One Came To See
28 Aug 2009
Q: I work as a waiter. At work today, a table of a friend of mine ordered an Arnold Palmer (iced tea and lemonade, for those readers who don’t know) with a double shot of vodka. Having never heard of this before, three of us on the wait staff deliberated...
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by The Man No One Came To See
27 Aug 2009
Early on Thursday Morning outside a California Night Club, Shaq joined the list of sport figures to get bugged by the cops. His Ford F-350 was ticketed forĀ impeding the reasonable movement of traffic. He should be disgraced by his actions and should be suspended for at least 20 games. The...
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by The Man No One Came To See
26 Aug 2009
Finally the sports world has something to cheer about. The Latest Sports Illustrated will not feature anything about the soap opera star Brett Favre. SI made a daring decision that seems to slap ESPN right in the face, and everyone enjoys it. ESPN has spent the last four months pandering...
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by The Man No One Came To See
25 Aug 2009
Usain Bolt is without a doubt the fastest man on earth. He established that by shattering the 100m and 200m world records in impressive victories over the next 9 fastest people in the world. This type of speed is incredibly intriguing to the NFL because it could translate into a...
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by The Man No One Came To See
24 Aug 2009
All the buzz surrounding the 2008 NBA Draft involved two names Derrick Rose and Michael Beasley. They were the cream of the crop for that draft and people were split on who should be taken with the first overall pick. Rose was the best point guard prospect in a long...
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by The Man No One Came To See
21 Aug 2009
Vick Bulldog Electritiy Sweep left McNair Air Through His Middle Shiancoe Swing Down To His Knees Big Ben Draws Out Too Late Stallworth Speed Right Too Late Juke Cutler Needle Right, Sugar Slide Favre Forgets Play…Then Retires Brady Bouces Back To Left Knee Stafford Dive Too Late Tebow Takes Shiancoe...
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by The Man No One Came To See
20 Aug 2009
Football is a game of strong men fighting against other strong men. There is very little space for fat people to wonder around the field, unless you are the coach. Coaches can vary in many aspects, fat, old, skinny, short but you notice the fat ones first. I have picked...
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It’s that time of the year again: fantasy football season. The time of the year when all men shy away from making love to their smoking hot wives and spend more time delving into the depths of sports blogs and football stats. Is this sad? Perhaps. But one thing seems...
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by The Man No One Came To See
19 Aug 2009
The NFC South consists of the Carolina Panthers, Atlanta Falcons, New Orleans Saints, anjd the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. These four mascots have very different and distinct advantages and weaknesses over each other.What i am going to look at is how the the actual thing the mascot represent fought each other...
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