
Archive for December, 2009
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Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009John Wall: Best in the Land
Sunday, December 20th, 2009
Here is my list of the top 5 college players that I want on my NBA team next year:
- John Wall, Fr-PG- Kentucky– Wall’s mix of size, speed, athletic ability, and sheer basketball talent put him at the top of the list. But he also has shown the ability to lead a team and make everyone around him better. Wall will be the number one pick and surely is on a fast track to NBA rookie of the year.
- Al-Farouq Aminu- Soph-SF- Wake Forest– Last year was a trial by fire for Aminu as he was surrounded by NBA talent and NBA attitudes. That Wake team lost to Cleveland St. in the NCAA. Aminu saw this and now is leading the Demon Deacons this year and has shown his versatility which the NBA craves.
- Derrick Favors- Fr-PF- Georgia Tech– New to the NCAA scene, Favors is already showing the skills that made him a top 5 recruit. His frame and potential make him a coveted NBA prospect. Think Blake Griffin his freshman year, only with a better jump shot
- Xavier Henry- Fr- SG- Kansas– Joining a strong Kansas squad, Henry has immediately made a name for himself and the NBA is watching. His smooth game with a strong jump shot and superior athleticism make him a perfect NBA two guard.
- Dexter Pittman- Sr- C- Texas–Although not a hyped as the other four, Pittman has shown a strong work ethics, he lost 100 lbs since he came to Austin. His strength and athleticism makes him an appealing center prospect and at 6′1” 290lbs, he has a frame to compete with the best in the NBA
The Best 8 Fake Athletes You Should be Following
Monday, December 14th, 2009Athletes in real life can be quite entertaining. From the off field antics of the lovable Chad “Childplease-Johnson-Ochocinco-Hachigo” to the misfortunes of Tiger Woods, these athletes often find themselves prey of the paparazzi if they slip up. Unfortunately for us sports lovers the majority of professional athletes have been censored by huge PR firms and agents, leaving us to only guess what they are thinking in real life. The next best thing to knowing every true thought of our favorite professional athlete is following their fake Twitter accounts. These accounts not only give us a humorous side to the sports star, but they are also carefully planned out as to their accuracy. If you do not believe what I am saying, just check into several of these athletes. These are the 15 fake Twitter accounts that every sports fan should be following. While they may not be an accurate representation of the athlete, they sure are pretty damn funny.
8. Fauxjohnmadden
The best things John Madden has brought to professional football is his football game and the approval of “The Annexation of Puerto Rico” in the movie Little Giants. Other than that this husky, boisterous sports personality is more annoying than insightful. However, his twitter account is absolutely ingenious.

7. Notjakedelhomme
Jake Delhomme has been the poster-boy for the Carolina Panthers organization for nearly a decade now. While he has led the Panthers to several playoff appearances and even a Super Bowl, he is still a f*ck up in every sense. While other QB’s boast large endorsements from national brands and chains, this Rajun’ Cajun’ is the spokesman for Bojangles. Even if we could understand a word he was saying, chances are it wouldn’t be as clever as this Twitter account.

6. Fakebrett
I tell ye what ye dere hushpuppy Brett Furrr likes to wear dem Wrangla’ jeans while playin’ for da Vikins’ yeeeeee. Brett Farve is easily the most hated, attention seeking quarterback in the National Football League. If we could understand half the crap that came out of his mouth, he might make for a more interesting quarterback. However, we’ll just have to settle for the antic of Fakebrett.

5. Fakefatjamarcus
Jamarcus Russell is a fat ass, a terrible quarterback, yet a great personality. Sure he may be riding the bench in Oakland, but that simply gives him more time to tweet on the sidelines. Also note he was caught 2 weeks ago with a bag of Skittles in his game pants.

4. Notkurtwarner
As Kurt Warner gets older, he only becomes closer to God. As he becomes closer to God, he will only become a better father, quarterback, and religious nutcase. Sure, his wife Brenda may be most notoriously known for her mother-like appearance while he was with the Rams, but they’re a good family. This also makes for some GREAT tweeting.

3. FauxTigerWoods
In the past month, Tiger has royally screwed up his personal and professional life in a major way. He might have given up a life with a smoking hot Swedish supermodel and his golden boy image, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make fun of him for doing it. While backing out of the driveway might be the only way I can ever outdrive Tiger, this account give me comfort and solace in the fact that even the best go down.

2. FakeTomBrady
Tom Brady might be one of the NFL’s pretty boys, but he has his faults. From the knocking up a chick prior to putting the ring on Giselle to somehow becoming an injury factory every season, it’s easy to hate on Brady. Other than that, he’s also a great fantasy quarterback.

1. Notjaycutler
Cutlerfucker is a drunk. He’s also a party boy, horrible quarterback, fat ass, cocky, guido-esque and can somehow still pull the ladies. I don’t have to say much for this account, it’s simply the best of the best.



Congress Do Your Job…Not College Football
Wednesday, December 9th, 2009Subcommittee OKs college playoff bill
Associated Press
WASHINGTON — A House subcommittee approved legislation Wednesday aimed at forcing college football to switch to a playoff system to determine a national champion, over the objections of some lawmakers who said Congress had more pressing matters on its plate.
The bill, which faces long odds of becoming law, would ban the promotion of a postseason NCAA Division I football game as a national championship unless that title contest is the result of a playoff. The measure passed by voice vote in a House Energy and Commerce Committee subcommittee, with one audible “no,” from Rep. John Barrow, D-Ga.
“With all due respect, I really think we have more important things to spend our time on,” Barrow said before the vote, although he stressed he didn’t like the current Bowl Championship Series, either.
The bill’s sponsor, GOP Rep. Joe Barton of Texas, said the BCS system is unfair and won’t change unless prompted by Congress.
The vote came three days after the BCS selections were announced, including the Jan. 7 national title game between No. 1 Alabama and No. 2 Texas.
In a statement before the vote, BCS executive director Bill Hancock said, “With all the serious matters facing our country, surely Congress has more important issues than spending taxpayer money to dictate how college football is played.”
The subcommittee chairman, Rep. Bobby Rush, an Illinois Democrat who co-sponsored the bill, said, “We can walk and chew gum at the same time.”
Yet Barrow wasn’t alone in criticizing his colleagues’ priorities; Reps. Zach Space, D-Ohio, and Bart Stupak, D-Mich., made similar arguments. Space said that with people facing tough times, the decision to focus on college football sends the “wrong message.”
The bill has a tough road ahead, given the wide geographic representation of schools in the six conferences — the ACC, Big East, Big 12, Big Ten, Pac-10 and SEC — that get automatic BCS bowl bids.
“The schools in those six conferences, which have such a huge financial benefit from the system, have enormous clout,” said Gary Roberts, dean of the Indiana University School of Law-Indianapolis and a sports law expert. “I don’t see anything coming from this.”
The current college bowl system features a championship game between the two top teams in the BCS standings, based on two polls and six computer rankings. Eight other schools get the Orange, Sugar, Fiesta and Rose bowls.
Under the BCS, the champions of those six big conference get automatic bids, while other conferences don’t.
Although Alabama and Texas finished with undefeated seasons, so did several other teams that will not get a chance to play for the title game, including TCU, Cincinnati and Boise State.
Each will get to play in a BCS bowl: Cincinnati is the Big East champ; TCU, champion of the Mountain West, gets a bid awarded to a nonautomatic qualifying conference that meets certain criteria; and Boise State, winner of the Western Athletic Conference, gets an at-large bid.
At a May hearing, Barton warned college football officials that unless they took action toward a playoff system within two months, Congress probably would act. It took a little longer, but the timing of this week’s vote isn’t exactly a coincidence.
“Part of it is because BCS is in the news,” Barton said before the meeting.
There is no Senate version, although Sen. Orrin Hatch, R-Utah, has pressed for a Justice Department antitrust investigation into the BCS.
Shortly after his election last year, Obama said there should be a playoff system.
“I’m going to throw my weight around a little bit,” Obama said at the time. “I think it’s the right thing to do.”
Woman in NBA?!? No Way
Tuesday, December 8th, 20095 reasons to believe a woman will play in the NBA
•David Stern thinks it will happen. On Tuesday in the conference room outside his NBA office in Manhattan, I asked the commissioner whether we’ll see a woman playing in his league someday.
“Sure,” he said matter-of-factly. “I think that’s well within the range of probability.”
He went on to explain his reasoning as well as jokingly ask that I seek out other opinions, so that he wouldn’t appear to be pushing this most progressive and liberating pursuit down the throats of his players, coaches and executives. But he knows, I know and now you know there is a good chance it’s going to happen, simply because the most important man in basketball has hereby declared it could and should happen.
The context is important, because this was not some kind of pet project that he leaked to me. Last month an SI editor asked me to come up with several thoughts on professional basketball for the next decade, and one of my predictions was that a woman will be playing in the NBA. Then I decided to ask Stern about it. Last week I requested a meeting with Stern and I made sure to mention that I would be asking him about the possibility of a woman playing in his league, because I didn’t want to catch him off guard. You’ll be able to see that he had thought about this, and that he fully realized the impact of what he was saying.
How else was he going to answer such a question? If he’d said no — that there will be no women playing in the NBA — then he might have been viewed as criticizing or diminishing the talent of his own WNBA. Therefore, some will respond to Stern’s declaration by accusing him of cynically trying to prop up the women’s league.
My own impression is that Stern was not seeking to take on the goal of signing a woman to play in the NBA. But now that he has answered the question, I am certain he will embrace the mission.
Stern’s entire career demonstrates that his perspective and ambitions eclipse the needs of the WNBA. If a woman were to play in his league — and play well — it would have the liberating impact ofJackie Robinson’s 1947 breakthrough of baseball’s color barrier, but on a much greater scale. This would make news around the world. Thanks to Stern’s stubborn success in feeding NBA video to every continent, women almost everywhere would have access to and be personally inspired by the pictures of a woman playing in the league ofMichael JordanandLeBron James. It would be an athletic achievement without precedent.
I asked if we might see a woman playing NBA basketball within a decade.
“I think we might,” said Stern. “I don’t want to get into all kinds of arguments with players and coaches about the likelihood. But I really think it’s a good possibility.”
•It would be a huge story.“It would be a ridiculous story,” agreed Boston Celtics coachDoc Rivers, meaning that the level of interest would be preposterous. “It would be great for everyone … if it can happen. The key is whether the person is playing, or is she just on the team? The story will die down if she’s just on the team and not playing a lot. But if she is playing and helping the team improve and win, then it really is a huge story.”
The ultimate goal of developing a woman player is an unexpected but natural progression for Stern, who has used social initiatives such as Basketball Without Borders — in which NBA players run clinics and camps around the world — to help grow his business internationally. The success of a woman player would introduce the NBA to enormous audiences who wouldn’t otherwise have been interested.
“The public would be excited about it,” said New Jersey Nets general manager and interim coachKiki Vandeweghe. “Whether you’re in China or Europe or Africa, basketball is a common language and it breaks barriers. It’s a language that’s spoken all over the world, and this is another barrier that it would bring down. It’s exciting, and it’s a logical next step.”
The pursuit of “the first woman” will also create new respect for the WNBA. From now on every great player in that league will be viewed from a new perspective.Is she good enough to play with the men? What does she need to improve in order to make that leap?
Some NBA owners will be interested in hiring the first woman player, even if it’s only to sell tickets. “That would work if you had the right woman, and particularly if she were a player who played,” said Nets presidentRod Thorn. “Initially it would be, ‘Wow, I’ve got to see this, I never thought this would happen so I’ve got to see it …’ If she were a solid player and a contributor, then definitely it would help.”
•Women’s basketball continues to improve tremendously.When I asked Dallas Mavericks All-StarDirk Nowitzkiwhether a woman could play in the NBA, he asked me if I was serious. I don’t think he meant disrespect; it was just that he had never considered the possibility. “Skills-wise, yeah,” he said, meaning they could shoot and handle the ball at an NBA level. “But physical-wise, it’s tough. Even all the little guys are pretty strong in this league and pretty athletic.”
Many in the league will doubt whether a woman can match the speed and strength of the world’s best male players. “I don’t think its going to be physically possible,” said a league GM who asked to remain anonymous. “I think they have the necessary skill sets: If you give me the best of the best in the WNBA and put them on the (free throw) line with the best of the NBA, I think you’ll see they shoot the ball as well as men.
“But think about the overall speed, athleticism and strength (in the NBA). They can’t take the pounding, the wear and tear, the quickness, the strength. It’s not possible for them right now. Why does (women’s coach)Pat Summitat Tennessee have boy managers? It’s because she wanted her team to play against the boy managers (in practice) because they’re better than the girls on her bench. Many programs across the country have done that.
“I love the discussion, it’s great for basketball and it doesn’t hurt the NBA one bit. Would someone do it for PR? Maybe. But it’s not going to happen. They can’t play.”
Stern acknowledged the skepticism while tempering it. “If you look at world records, let’s say in track and field, you’ll see how the women have moved up to what would have been records several decades ago for men,” said Stern. “And you watch [the WNBA] and you see the shooting percentages, the passing and the like.
“An issue that I have is when you look at tennis, and this is the argument against me,” continued Stern. “As great as the women are, and actually in some cases I think their serves are served at a higher speed than men on the tour, likeSerena’s (Williams) first serve –you still get the sense that they wouldn’t do well on the men’s side of the tour.
“But in basketball, where it’s a five-person game and you have zones and you can do a variety of other things — a fast person with a good shot that can play on the team? I think we could see it in the next decade or so … I’ll leave it to the real experts to talk about the muscle factor. But there’s going to be a very strong woman who has all the moves, who’s going to want to play, and she’s going to be good.”
Thorn emphasized that the terms of the debate will continue to change because women players keep improving. “I’m a fan of the WNBA — I go to games, I watch games — and the athletic ability of women basketball players has made such a jump up in the last five or six years it’s unbelievable,” said Thorn. “I don’t think it’s a complete leap of faith to say somewhere down the road someplace there may be somebody that’s good enough to play.”
Who is to say that the women’s equivalent of LeBron James won’t show up as a freshman at Tennessee or Connecticut four or five years from now? By launching the discussion now, Stern will has abruptly created an environment in which pro and con will hash it out, and in that way the league will prepare itself eventually for the day when a woman shows up for the opening of NBA summer league in Las Vegas.
•NBA rules changes have opened the door.This discussion would not have been possible a decade ago, when the NBA enabled a more physical style of play on the perimeter 15 feet beyond the basket. “With the hand check, the strong defenders could just stop you,” said Thorn, 68. “K.C. Jones– I remember him my first year in the league — he would put his hand on your waist and just move you wherever he wanted to move you. Now if you tried that, you’d have three fouls before you’d get started and you’d be on the bench.”
Now when you see smaller NBA guards running free on the three-point line, think about whether an athletic woman could do the same things. “That was designed to create opportunities for skilled players,” said Stern of the abolition of hand-checking. “So the question becomes: When the woman comes with the high skill set, will she be able to play? And I think the answer is yes, I think so.”
The model may be WNBA MVPDiana Taurasi, the 6-foot swingman who led the Phoenix Mercury to the league championship. She can shoot, handle the ball, she’s strong and — as important as anything — she is aggressive. In order to overcome the physical deficiencies, the first woman in the NBA would be a terrific shooter and ballhandler with the vision to make plays for others, and she would have to be fearless and confident and outrageously athletic, by WNBA standards.
“But you don’t know” said Vandeweghe.”We have a lot of guys in our league who are specialty players — they come in and can just flat shoot it. Who’s to say that somebody from the WNBA couldn’t do the same thing?”
Much asBranch Rickeycarefully choseJackie Robinsonto break the color barrier based on his skills as well as his temperament, so is Stern likely to urge his teams to be patient in making sure the first woman is equipped to succeed. Maybe she’ll be the next generation of Los Angeles Sparks starCandace Parker, orTamika Catchingsof the Indiana Fever.
“I wouldn’t say it’s implausible because I think people have been saying that about different groups of people forever and they’ve been proven wrong,” said New York Knicks presidentDonnie Walsh. “I’m sure there’ll be a girl who’ll be on this level, and if there is, she’ll probably play in the NBA.
“I look at the WNBA games and I’m amazed at how good these girls are,” continued Walsh, 68. “I toldLarry Brownonce, ‘I think they’re better than you and I were in college.’ He got mad at me, but I was serious. I said, ‘Larry, they’re just like we were. They play under the rim, they’re not jumpers, they can’t dunk and all that. But they know how to play and they can drive, they can shoot. They’re good.’”
•The first woman will be greeted with newfound respect.Ann Meyers Drysdale, now GM of the WNBA champion Mercury, remains the only woman to sign an NBA contract. She had been a three-time All-America guard at UCLA before signing in 1979 with the Indiana Pacers, who released her before that season.
“I had been liked by the media at that time,” said the 5-9 Meyers, but that changed when she joined the Pacers. “I recall at the press conference that I was attacked pretty good by the media. You know: what are you doing, you’re taking some guy’s job, you can’t compete, you’re too slow, you’re going to get hurt, you’re too small, da-ta-da. But somebody gives you an opportunity, you’re supposed to say no?”
It will be different this time because of players like Meyers Drysdale andNancy Lieberman, who will coach the new NBA D-League franchise in Dallas after a playing career that included games in the men’s minor-league USBL as well as on the summer league teams of the Los Angeles Lakers and Utah Jazz. The escalation of women’s basketball over the last decade has made Taurasi and Parker stars in their own right, to the point that you now see LeBron James andKobe Bryantattending U.S. women’s games at the Olympics.
But it’s important that the NBA get this right the first time. “If she was truly a full-time player rather than a modern dayEddie Gaedel,” said Dallas Mavericks ownerMark Cubanof the dwarf who played major league baseball in a 1951 publicity stunt, “it would be enormous.”
Would the other players respect her?
“If she could play,” answered Cuban. “If it was a marketing ploy, they would resent her taking a job.”
That’s why, in order for this to have universal meaning, I’m convinced Stern and the NBA will wait for the right player to come along. If she really is the LeBron James of women’s basketball, then she’ll be welcomed by the stars throughout the NBA, and in turn the best players on her NBA team will have no choice but to respect her.
If anyone is going to be nervous, it will be the opponents playing against her. “That’s right, the guys trying to guard her won’t want to get beat,” said Dallas Mavericks assistant coachDwane Casey. “I see the women’s game coming closer and closer to the men’s game. You see NBA coaches who are now coaching in the WNBA and you see them using a lot of the same principles — offensive schemes, pick and roll, defensive sets. The physical part will be the worst for a woman, and it will be on defense more than anything else.
“But technically, all of the things they need are already there,” said Casey, 52. “Before I leave this earth I’ll see it — or at least I’ll be close to seeing it.”
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