Archive for 2009

Cheetah’s Life in Shambles

Sunday, December 6th, 2009

tiger-woods-00Which came first the affairs or this creepy moustache?

“He really did like it quite rough. He wanted to spank me and loved pulling my hair as we had sex. He also liked me to talk dirty to him, but hair-pulling was what really turned him on.”

Really Tiger?

Adrian Peterson Clocked at 109 mph in a 55 mph

Thursday, December 3rd, 2009

Adrian Peterson was clocked at 109 miles-per-hour in a 55 zone.

Apparently Brett Favre finally drove him off the edge.

Does Anyone Doubt This?

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

Ron Artest, the often-controversial Los Angeles Lakers forward, told a magazine interviewer he used to drink alcohol at halftime of NBA games.

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I used to drink Hennessy … at halftime,” Artest says in the interview, which hits newsstands this week. “I [kept it] in my locker. I’d just walk to the liquor store and get it.

– Ron Artest to The Sporting News

“I used to drink Hennessy … at halftime,” Artest said in an interview with the Sporting News, which is publishing the story in its Dec. 7 issue. “I [kept it] in my locker. I’d just walk to the liquor store and get it.”

Hennessy is a French cognac.

Artest said he drank when he played for theChicago Bulls, where he played for his first three seasons (1999-2002). He has since played for Indiana, Sacramento, Houston and the Lakers.

NBA spokesman Tim Frank said Wednesday: “We have no comment and we hope Ron has a successful season.”

Artest was a member of the Pacers when he was involved in a fight in Detroit that spilled over into the stands. He was suspended for the rest of the 2004-05 season, which turned out to be 73 games. Artest told the Sporting News that the brawl “wasn’t my fault. … I don’t see anything I could have done different.”

Artest told the Sporting News that he has tamed his admittedly wild lifestyle, but still likes to “party and I have fun.”

“When I was a 19-year-old father, whew. I was a single pimp! I was wild,” he told the magazine. “A lot of marijuana and alcohol — even before [that age]. … I [still] party and I have fun, but not like I used to. I used to drink every night and party every night.”

He also criticized NBA referee Joey Crawford, who was on the floor for two games of the 2009 NBA Western Conference semifinals. In Game 2, Artest was ejected after an altercation with Kobe Bryant. In Game 7, Crawford also officiated, and the Lakers won 89-70 to close out the series.

“Joey Crawford basically said, ‘Who cares about the Houston Rockets? Kobe Bryant is on the floor,’” Artest said, according to the Sporting News.

A former teammate of Artest isn’t buying all of his claims.

“Consider the source. Since when did he become a credible witness?” he said.

When You Turn the Panthers Logo Upside Down, It’s a Fat Ass Batman Putting on His Mask

Tuesday, December 1st, 2009

For real, this is uncanny:
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On a Scale of One to Douche, Where Does Your Favorite Player Rank?

Monday, November 30th, 2009

Here is the scale… You be the judge.

1.Peyton Manning

2. Shaq

3. Tiger Woods, although he may start a meteoric rise to the top

4. Ron Artest

5. Brett Favre

6. Alex Rodriguez

7. Bill Romanowski

8. Jose Canseco

9. Ryan Leaf

And at the highest level of douche…..

10. Tim Tebow