The Game is startin, everyone is here,
I got my snacks, my friends and a beer.
Just two normal guys hangin out, having fun,
Right Guy number two?
Yea Guy number one.
“E” to the “S” to the “P” to the “N”,
Is all I watch ’cause I’m the man.
If my team loses I’ll be mean all night
If you tell me to relax we’ll get in a fight.
Watching sports with girls is a pain,
They don’t know the rules, there’s no time to explain.
Single, Double, Triple, Home Run,
For the celebration I’ll shoot my gun.
I Like my friend he’s a real guys guy,
He’s not a loud mouth like that cunt-hole Steve.

About Serge Zwikker on the Break: Grad of the University of North Carolina with a refined skill in making shitty scotch taste great and idolizing Carolina athletics. Has an unhealthy obsession with fire, believes Rasheed Wallace and Julius Peppers are oracles,  and eats his animal crackers legs first. Did time at UNC as the Carolina Athletic Association president . . . did not switch it to the online basketball system.

About Impiri: Grad of the University of South Carolina with a wife, 2 cats, a house, and a bunch of shit that Guy Number 1 will probably lose to gambling debts. Charles Barkley style. If the Interwebs were a moped, he’d ride it until his friends saw him on it, then say it was fun. Once shat 5 pennies to break change for a nickel.

About KWhite: Did a 4 year tenure as king of the Carolina Fever. Found himself in the freaking tundra with Tubby Smith trying to catch some gophers. He is a graduate of the University of North Carolina and well versed in NBA and college basketball. 

About The Man No One Came to See: The beloved intern from the University of North Carolina. As a rising senior, he enjoys the weekly frat party and game of “Edward 40 oz hands” to WWE Monday Night Raw.