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WWE Rawleigh

Thursday, July 23rd, 2009

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Monday Night Raw in Raleigh, NC has come and gone and we are still awed by the wrestling live and ashamed of the fake ZZ Top. Going to Raw this past Monday fulfilled a teenage dream of mine, only it proved to be so much more. Let me give you a recap of our night at Rawleigh:

No one could understand why we wanted to go:

Tom Morgan is going to WWE’s Monday Night Raw tonight. Yes, for real.

Mon at 6:53pm
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6:45- Depart Chapel Hill destine for Raw

6:50- Stop at nearest gas station and buy every single 40 they had

7:20- Arrive at Stadium and begin Edward 40 hands. First Mullet Sighting

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8:00- Finish 40’s and patroled area

8:15- Enter the stadium to see the preliminary matches.

Entering the stadium was a rush, no event matches the passion that fans have for Raw. Whether you are there to observe the hilarity of the crowd and the wrestling or you are a huge fan, you cannot help but get caught in the intensity of the matches.

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The matches were amazing and included most of our favorites including John Cena, Triple H, and Kofi Kingston.

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Raw was easily the most exciting and fun sporting(maybe) event i have been to in my life. Much more fun then Sunday at the Masters, Sunday at the US Open, and a Duke Carolina game. So for all the haters out there Shut Up.

There were two problems with Raw. First being the host ZZ Top. For the first 2/3 of Raw they remained backstage and only had videos of themselves talking and fake playing the guitar. Yes they were not even really playing. And then right before the Main Event, WWE decides to drive a ZZ Top car out and show off two guys sporting large ZZ Top-esque beards but they suspiciously never go to the stage nor do they show a close-up of them on the screen. My opinion is that they were not actually in Raleigh but instead had recorded their clips earlier and never came to the stadium. I felt screwed by the WWE. My second issue is not with the WWE but instead the price of beer at the stadium. $7 for a 16oz beer, seriously, i still bought three couldn’t resist.

Raw was awesome but much less trashy than expect. yeah i know im sorry, i only saw two mullets. All in all i recommend Raw to anyone who does not have a stick shoved way up there asses and an relax and enjoy the greatest fake sporting event around, sorry Smackdown

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The WWE Raw Drinking Game

Monday, July 20th, 2009

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With the Rawleigh tonight, i decided that posting the Monday Night Raw drinking game would be good to spread the good word of WWE. These are only a handful in total there are about 100 with new ones added every week. These rules are also followed rather loosely because if you were to strict adhere you would get alcohol poisoning.

Drink every time…

  1. there is entrance music
  2. a wrestler uses his/her special move
  3. there is unnecessary backstage drama
  4. there is a 2 count on an attempted pin
  5. drink double for a one count
  6. you laugh (this one gets brutal)
  7. the ref does unnecessary and ridiculous hand motions
  8. there is an attempted joke that is terrible
  9. a diva muff dives another diva
  10. they hype their next pay-per-view
  11. you see a terrible sign in the crowd
  12. an outside object, a chair, ladder, sledgehammer, etc., is introduced to the match
  13. Raw cuts to commercial mid-match only to return to the other guy winning now (called a “Commercial Reversal”)
  14. a tag team partner begs to be tagged in
  15. someone is knocked out by something that shouldn’t have hurt
  16. they mess up a move

This game is to be played with 40’s of Malt Liquor or Beer.

The 2009 Toe Wrestling Championships

Tuesday, July 7th, 2009

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Spear Fishing F#CK YEAH!

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009

Mancation is over, but the memories will never be forgotten. We slept in a bear sanctuary. Threw hatchets. Went fucking spear fishing. Got caught. Started fires. Grunted and shit.

 

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Cubicle Man vs Wild

Monday, June 15th, 2009

This upcoming weekend is father’s day. And what will make my father more proud than knowing his eldest son survived a weekend in the wild during a much needed “mancation.” I spend 45-50 hours a week in a cubicle. I live in a city that has smog capable of suffocating a street rat. My DVR is full of repeated episodes of Man vs Wild and Survivorman. 

I know those guys are professionals and I have heard the disclaimer on the Discovery Channel 30,233 times in my life, but everything on that channel has been reduced to utter bullshit. If’ I’m going to wade through 8 hour days in a cubicle, then go home to find my favorite channel debunking myths or puking lumberjacks driving ice trucks, I at least want to know if it’s real from the start. 

That’s why this Friday, me and my camera crew (it’s actually a group of 3 college buddies) have agreed to descend into the North Carolina mountains for a 4 day “mancation”. We will abide all wilderness laws, but the main point of this mancation (other than relaxing) is to see if these countless hours of watching Man vs Wild or Survivorman will actually pay off. If it does, then I will contest to all techies in the world that the Discovery Channel hasn’t gone to complete shit. Between our group we have seen every episode of both TV programs, and we’re ready to put it to the test. 

Please don’t send me emails saying “this is a bad idea” or “Les Stroud can only drink his piss because he was a British Op” . . . No, I’ll drink my piss in the middle of the North Carolina mountains if I want to. But first I will make sure I’m nice and dehydrated. And I will drain it through a bandana. Like Grylls did. And if it tastes good, I’ll call him a pansy. On camera. Fuck yeah I’m getting a rager just thinking about this. We are absolutely committed to this event.

 

What we need from y0u, good people, is a situation and the items that we will be allowed to bring. It could be a tour bus crash in the middle of the mountains, or even a misplaced abduction from a UFO. I’ll even shave my head into a mullet if it helps with the plot. It’s up to you what we will bring on our mancation, the most creative situation will be revealed on Thursday.