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Thursday, July 16th, 2009

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“Female” Zimbabwean Athlete has Flaccid Defense for Penis

Friday, May 29th, 2009

In the world of running, athletes performance enhancing substances have long been a problem. But in Zimbabwe’s international women’s running circuit, Samukeliso Sithole is accused of having the worst performance enhancing substance: a penis. It turns out Sithole masqueraded around the country, winning dozens of women’s events and pursing millions of dollars. Charges were filed against the Lancashire Steel Athletics Club runner  after he unwittingly stripped nude in front of a female colleague. When confronted by authorities, Sithole relied on his feet for escape only to be captured moments later. 

After an official examination by a Zimbabwean doctor, it was officially revealed that Sithole was indeed a male. However, he had a completely logical explanation for the growth over this mangina:

Prosecutor Mr Nkonde said the court had found it difficult in deciding whether to remand Sithole in custody in male or female cells as he was adamant that he was a woman yet the doctor’s report had revealed he was a man.

In his defence, Sithole told the court that he was born with both female and male organs. The athlete added that his parents then consulted a Chipinge traditional healer who gave them some herbs following which he assumed female status.

However, Sithole further alleges that they only paid half the money charged for the services rendered by the healer. As a punishment by the traditional healer for them to pay up the outstanding bill, the male organ only developed recently, he said.

He told the court that he was scheduled to settle the bill with the traditional on his trial day and this would have resulted in him reverting to the female gender.

The top Zimbabwean athlete told the court that he had a boyfriend.

Sithole also made history last year by winning five gold medals and a bronzer in shot-put, high jump, 400 hurdles, and in the long jump as a woman. I know there are some feminists out there that will argue against this logic, but competing as a male in the world of track and field is truly an overwhelming advantage on the competitive level. It makes you wonder what penises lay hidden in the United States running circuit. 

Source: Zimbabwe News


Pic of the Day – 05.11.09 – Panamanian Cricket is Cute

Monday, May 11th, 2009

The Atlanta Storm Lingerie Football Team is Relocating to the Queen City

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

After being booted from their arena in Atlanta and failing to secure a new location, reports have confirmed that the Atlanta Steam lingerie football team will be relocating to Charlotte next season. There are few details as to when or where they will play, but let’s just hope they don’t get the panther-swipe from God-fearing locals looking to run all scantily clad women out of town. It’s not stripping and it’s not topless mud wrestling . . . it’s a nice little mixture of both on a football field. 

With the banking taking a sour turn in Charlotte and the economy continuing to plummet, this lingerie football team is just what North Carolina needs to see the light on the other side. 

In other, slightly more important news . . . the Carolina Hurricanes won 4-3 last night over New Jersey with just 0.2 seconds remaining. Dislocated northerners and NC Staters remain the only North Carolinians to care until the finals. 

Source: Monkeys Throwing Darts

Pic of the Day – 04.20 . . . It’s Okay, Miss California just can’t understand why any man would choose another man over her.

Monday, April 20th, 2009

Looks like Miss California had a little trouble with her answer:

Kristen Dalton: North Carolina’s second national champion in the month of April. So what if she could be a Wake, NC State, Duke, Davidson, or UNC (enter your city) fan . . . we’re still proud of her.