Last night marked the first night that the Dodgers played without their star outfielder, Manny Ramirez. The Dodger outfielder was suspended by MLB officials for 50 games for failing a required drug test. This unpaid “vacation” for Manny will cost him nearly $7.7 million of his $25 million dollar contract,...
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Manny Ramirez of the LA Dodgers has been suspended for 50 games by MLB officials for failing a performance enhancing drug test. According to Manny: “Recently I saw a physician for a personal health issue. He gave me a medication, not a steroid, which he thought was okay to give...
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Two weeks following the removal of his mustache, Rick Ankiel now finds his face injured in a head on collision with the centerfield wall after a line drive by Phillies third baseman Pedro Feliz. According to the Cardinals, Ankiel underwent X-rays and CT scans of his head, neck, and back late last night....
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The AMI is one of greatness and glory, but I have never gotten a better laugh than the eulogy of Ankiel’s mustache. For complete coverage and immersian into mustache glory, visit the site. Here’s a little excerpt: It lived a life most of us would envy. But, in the end,...
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With what probably costed some poor embroiderer their job, the Washington Nationals took the field last night with jerseys lacking an “O” in Nationals on Adam Dunn and Ryan Zimmerman. Perhaps this was done in an attempt to play a 20 day late April fools joke. Or perhaps the club just...
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Roger Clemens just needed to get those highlights a little touched up.
Yes, this is a homemade Kenny Powers KC Royals jersey. The asscrack could be computer generated. Money on the reg. Yachts on the reg. Reg on the reg.
Until the world of golf welcomes John Daly back to the grind, I will refuse to describe the sport as anything but tiresomely boring to watch on national television. Don’t get me wrong, there are some unbelievable shots like Singh’s hole-in-one skip off the water . . . but there are also...
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Does he have to spell it out for you?
TMZ is reporting that Angel’s pitcher Nick Adenhart was killed in a tragic hit and run earlier this morning just hours after pitching in last night’s game. A minivan that ran a red light plowed through the cars, killing three, and continuing on their path. To the assholes that took...
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