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The Most Horrific Winter Olympic Wipeouts

Monday, March 1st, 2010

While NBC has essentially censored all live viewing of the 2010 Winter Olympics, the fans around the world have still been capable of enjoying the athletic fetes of their country’s athletes. The majority of these athletes have spent their lives training and honing their skills for their shot at the Olympic gold, which is what makes these wipeouts not only spectacular, but epic. It’s also important to note that no one was killed in any of these accidents.

2010 Korean Speed Skate Wipeout

Not only did it cost them 2 medals, it allowed the Americans to take it from them:

Filip Trejbal Combined Downhill Crash

Brees Throws the Baby

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

Tim Tebow’s Senior Game

Monday, February 1st, 2010

He sucks…He bounced a pass of about 15 yards…End of story

Conan O’Brien To ESPN…?

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

A undiscussed career path could put Conan back in front of the camera next to Scott Van Pelt as a comedian doing sporting events. ESPN has dropped all the funny people, besides Van Pelt, and now is just a semblance of hack job reporters and women with porn star names. O’Brien would bring a new character to ESPN that they have sorely lacked since Kenny Mayne took time off.

Think about it Conan

Tiger In Sex Rehab… It’s Called Being Cool Where I Come From

Monday, January 18th, 2010

Friday it was reported that Tiger Woods had entered a sex rehab clinic in Mississippi, the birthplace of weird sexual behavior. Today the National Enquirer, who initially broke the Tiger Woods cheating scandal, confirms that report, and adds that hopefully he’s making lots of new friends because his wife has yet to visit him.

Tiger is undergoing a six-week intensive treatment directed by Dr. Patrick Carnes, who pioneered treatment for sexually compulsive behavior.
Yet, he’s already planning his comeback and aiming to be back on the PGA tour by Spring possibly for the Masters Tournament April 5.
Meanwhile his wife Elin who has been consulting with a top celeb divorce lawyer is still not wearing her wedding ring in public and has yet to visit her promiscuous hubby in the cloistered rehab facility.

Good. Awesome. Forget about that dork. This chick is an easily tricked hot Swedish model just a few months away from cashing a check worth several hundred million dollars. The only way she could be any more of a perfect potential girlfriend is if she naturally produced kool-aid and tasted like grape when you went down on her.