To the sick, pathetic little fuck that decided to defile America’s sideline princess in intimate moments in the privacy of her own hotel room: I hope you burn in a hell where there are no sports and the only women that will give you the time of day will have...
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On Monday, July 20th, I will be crossing off one line of my bucket list-attend a WWE/WWF event. From 5th to 7th grade, I was a WWF fanatic, I watched wrestling five nights a week ranging from WWF Raw and Smackdownm to WCW Nitro on Wednesday nights. But as I...
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On Wednesday, the Raleigh NewsandObserver had a chance to sit down with North Carolina’s least successful quarterback to talk a little futboooool. While I give him props for being a Duke football player whose name I actually remember (and therefore give-a-shit about), it still seams this question/answer shitfest was as premeditated...
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When it comes to the NFL, it seems their players can get away with a good bit more than the normal person. Whether if it’s the NFL’s PR department pulling multimillion-dollar strings, or the fact that these players have the disposable income to hire top-notch lawyers, it always seems...
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In the world of running, athletes performance enhancing substances have long been a problem. But in Zimbabwe’s international women’s running circuit, Samukeliso Sithole is accused of having the worst performance enhancing substance: a penis. It turns out Sithole masqueraded around the country, winning dozens of women’s events and pursing millions of dollars. Charges...
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Thursday afternoon was supposed to be the highlight of the year for more than 100 Virginia kindergartners. For months, these kids sweated their tiny little germ filled asses off to bake and sell enough cookies to reach the $20 fee for their one and only White House tour with President Obama....
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Simply Amazing.
Say, that’s a real nice rink you got there. What’s that you’re playing on? Ice? Well that’s a purdy good playing surface . . . if you’re an Eskimo. Here in North Carolina we play on football fields. Made of 74% grass. And rattle snakes What’s that stick you got...
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The nation’s premiere basketball recruit, John Wall was arrested last week on April 27th for breaking and entering in a Raleigh residence. According to the NewsandObserver: Wall, 18, a senior at Raleigh Word of God, was arrested April 27 by a Raleigh police officer and issued a citation charging...
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