Posts Tagged ‘ESPN’

Lebron To The Heat!?!?!

Thursday, July 8th, 2010

Who know where Lebron will go? Nobody! But the ESPN hype machine cannot stop producing “sources” and other things that indicate he is going here or there. My best source is Jared Dudley and Chad Ochocinco who say the Knicks.

4 Month Boycott of Sportcenter begins!

Monday, January 25th, 2010

With the pathetic Favre pass across the middle to blow the championship game, Brett Favre now takes center stage on every ESPN telecast for the next four months.

Thus in protest of the pathetic NFL coverage provided by Sportscenter, I will boycott Sportscenter until the Brett Favre retirement is ultimately decided.

Everyone join me and send ESPN a message.

Conan O’Brien To ESPN…?

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

A undiscussed career path could put Conan back in front of the camera next to Scott Van Pelt as a comedian doing sporting events. ESPN has dropped all the funny people, besides Van Pelt, and now is just a semblance of hack job reporters and women with porn star names. O’Brien would bring a new character to ESPN that they have sorely lacked since Kenny Mayne took time off.

Think about it Conan

Everyone Should Get a Subscription!

Wednesday, August 26th, 2009

Finally the sports world has something to cheer about. The Latest Sports Illustrated will not feature anything about the soap opera star Brett Favre. SI made a daring decision that seems to slap ESPN right in the face, and everyone enjoys it. ESPN has spent the last four months pandering to the controversies in the world of sports instead of reporting about sports. They have lost a lot of credibility in my mind due to their bias towards controversy instead of sports.

ESPN made a name for themselves as a portal for all the worlds sports, and now it has resorted to a gossip theme to keep the viewers happy.

Unacceptable we want the old ESPN back.

Also no anchors are funny anymore besides Scott Van Pelt