This Makes Me Want to Slap a Floor

01 May 2009

Would you expect anything less from a Duke basketball infomercial? While the Dukies are staining their pants over this video, it’s obvious that its only intention is to legitimate Duke as a “NBA” factory for higher talent. “Players out of a man to man transition better into the NBA”. . . dropping the names Kobe Bryant and Dwyane Wade . . . it’s completely and utterly obvious.¬†We’re talking about Christian Laettner, Bobby Hurley, Cherokee Parks, Trajan Langdon, Mike Dunleavy, Jay Williams, JJ Reddick, Sheldon Williams.

Are you a white guy tired of being held back from coaches that tell you you can’t jump or shoot? HI, I’m Billy Mays here . . . yeah, you get the point.