John Wall to Kentucky . . .

19 May 2009

America’s most notorious hoopster prima-donna has made his decision to be with Calipari and the Kentucky Wildcats next season. After a small courtship with Baylor, Duke, Memphis, NC State, and Miami, the Raleigh Word of God senior made his decision late last night. According to Wall, it was his personal relationship with Coach “Cal” that helped make the decision so easy. Sources aren’t clear if this relationship means replacing Wall’s 1998 Pontiac Sunfire with a new H2, but with Calipari in charge we can lean towards that assumption. The addition of Wall makes the Wildcats’ starting lineup as: 

PG – John Wall
SG – Eric Bledsoe
SF – Jodie Meeks
PF – Patrick Patterson
C – DeMarcus Cousins

I’m sure Ashley Judd is rejoicing over these reports at this moment . . . after all, she’s the only trouble John Wall could get into in that state. Hey oh!


Source : SLAM Magazine  ; News and Observer