Brett Farve Retires Byyyyyyyaaaaaaahhhhhh

29 Jul 2009

Ye boi I gets dem Fentesy Football pleyers to put me on der’ team. I says I comin’ back den I go head-n-retire in July. BYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH.

I says I was goin’ ta New Yorks. Den Miami. Den Green Bey’. Den I’s gonna take ovah Minnesota . . . BYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

ESPN cover’d my ass fo’ 24 hours-e-day. Den dey says I’m comin’ back. Den I’s like “nuh uh ESPN I need to mek’ more Wrangler commercials where dat dey’ point de camera at muh 40 year’ old ass”. Dey says “but we need you back”. And I’s like “nuh uh you dere fuzz monkey I’s need muh rest”.

Dis me in 60 years ye see? BYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH