NFC South: Mascots Battle To The Death

19 Aug 2009

The NFC South consists of the Carolina Panthers, Atlanta Falcons, New Orleans Saints, anjd the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. These four mascots have very different and distinct advantages and weaknesses over each other.What i am going to look at is how the the actual thing the mascot represent fought each other to death.

Panther:  Strengths- Speed, Teeth, Claws

Falcon- Strengths- Flight, Talons, Speed

Saint: Strengths- Divine power, Spiritual power, Focus, Human Intellect

Buccanneer- Sword, Three Point Hat, Human Intellect

First Match-up: Panther vs Falcon

–Panther needs to strike the Falcon quickly before it leaves the ground and escapes. If the Panther fails then he is destine for a fight from above where he will have to be increbly quick to grab the Falcon out of mid-air.

Winner- Falcon by attrition

Second Match-up: Saints vs. Buccaneers

–Both have the strength of human intellect and decision making but i think the saint holds the advantage. But the Buccaneer has a sword and a deceptive three point hat so he holds the advantage. The only chance the saint has is through spiritual powers that over power the Buccaneer.

Winner: Buccaneer, most of the time

Third Match: Panther vs. Saint

–The Saint has the ability to out think the Panther so he can lure him into traps and such adn then he has a great chance of winning. But the Saint cannot confront the Panther because it will destroy him. Depends on how the fight goes, but i trust the intellect of the Saint.

Winner: The Saints

Fourth Match-up: Falcons vs. Buccaneers

–Easy one, Falcons have the power to dive bomb the Buccaneer but the Buc has a sword and a three point hat to protect his eyes so good night birdie.

Winner: The Buccaneer

Fifth Matchup: Panther vs. Buccaneer

–This is a rather awkward match up between a land mammal and a sea going creature. But if they faced off, yet again would the sword makes the difference. The Panther has a solid chance if it can de-sword the Buc but that is going to be tough.

Winner: The Buccaneer

Sixth Matchup: Falcon vs. Saint

— The Saint is due for some intervention here after his previous two failures, but it does not come through for him. As he meditates, the Falcon pecks his eye balls out leaving him blind and the Falcon free to do as he pleases.

Winner: Falcon

Division Standings:

Buccaneers- 3-0

Falcon- 2-1

Saint- 1-2

Panther- 0-3