A Waitor Who Thinks He Is Far More Clever Than He Is

28 Aug 2009

Q: I work as a waiter. At work today, a table of a friend of mine ordered an Arnold Palmer (iced tea and lemonade, for those readers who don’t know) with a double shot of vodka. Having never heard of this before, three of us on the wait staff deliberated and decided that this drink should forever be known as a John Daly. Any objections? — Colin, Oshkosh, Wis.

SG: None. I love it. That’s the best sports-related drink idea since the LeBomb James (pouring 3 packs of Splenda on your hands, dropping a shot of Crown Royal into a glass of Red Bull, chugging it down, then throwing the Splenda up in the air like baby powder). The bigger question …

This waiter needs to step up his drink knowledge because the John Daly has been around for a long time. Anybody who is anybody in the drinking community knows and enjoys John Dalies on a regular occasion. Next time step up the creativity if you want any credit.