5 Proper Ways To Dispose Of Delhomme

14 Sep 2009

Jake Delhomme has walked the sidelines for the Carolina Panthers for far too long. Delhomme has contributed to many miserable Sundays and caused myself more than my fair share of gray hairs. So I figured I would make it easy for the Panthers front office and give them 5 ways to completely remove Delhomme from any Panthers fans lives.

1. Transfer him to the Front Office because no one can do worse than the guys we have now. Putting him in the front office with a nice office and very little power would eliminate him from the team and fire some inept manager we have now

2. Send him to the nearest Bojangles to continue his career in the service industry. Delhomme has made a name for himself as a happy, fun guy in commercials so why not maximize this and eliminate his role as the worlds worst quarterback, Sorry Brett Favre.

3. Make him a Fantasy Football Analyst on ESPN. Because everyone knows that this is the biggest joke of a job ever.

4. Ship him to Join Al Qaeda? He already ruins peoples lives as is.

5.  Fake a Kidnapping every Sunday so he can never play.