Tim Tebow’s Future

30 Sep 2009

Tim Tebow has experienced his first serious injury of his college career so now the question turns to how he will come back from the trauma. The concussion he received last week is a scary injury because one it disproves the thesis that Tim Tebow was in fact a reincarnation of Jesus, and two, concussions usually lead to more concussions and when you play like Tebow you are susceptible to many concussion. Here are the three possible future paths for the greatest quarterback in college football history.

1. The Fade to Black

Concussion usually breed more concussions which can be incredibly detrimental to any career. Tebow may never be able to recover from the after effects of this major injury, which would eliminate the hard nose style that he is known for. This option is rather unlikely because of Tebow’s dedication to the game and determination to win.

2.  Conversion to Porn

Tebow has built his image as a good Christian who plans to remain sexually inactive until marriage. But with the recent injury, he may feel that God has failed him and will betray his teachings after this horrific injury. He could look to the industry that defies the Lord the most and become a male porn star. You never know

3. The Return

After last year’s dramatic promise from Tebow, people began to believe that Tebow was truly more than a man. His divinity has been a hot topic at the water cooler with people thinking that he is defying all that is human. Tebow fell on Saturday and in a twist he was released from the hospital only one day after, not the three that all divinity theories held. This scenario ends with a third national championship for Tebow and a starting job in the NFL next year.