Thursday afternoon was supposed to be the highlight of the year for more than 100 Virginia kindergartners. For months, these kids sweated their tiny little germ filled asses off to bake and sell enough cookies to reach the $20 fee for their one and only White House tour with President Obama....
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Last night marked the first night that the Dodgers played without their star outfielder, Manny Ramirez. The Dodger outfielder was suspended by MLB officials for 50 games for failing a required drug test. This unpaid “vacation” for Manny will cost him nearly $7.7 million of his $25 million dollar contract,...
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Would you expect anything less from a Duke basketball infomercial? While the Dukies are staining their pants over this video, it’s obvious that its only intention is to legitimate Duke as a “NBA” factory for higher talent. “Players out of a man to man transition better into the NBA”. ....
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Yesterday several sites revealed that ESPN had fallen victim to the Konami code (press up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, enter) and the result was something magical. On the home page after pressing the code, unicorns would start to fly across the screen in something fruity,...
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Taylor Auten will likely never be allowed back on campus at North Carolina State University . . . but at least he’ll be opened with open arms at Duke. The Technician’s senior sports editor absolutely ripped the NCSU athletics department apart, but was justified in every word. As a graduate of...
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I’ve been working out at the local YMCA for several months now and to be honest, I haven’t really enjoyed the people there. Most of them are pretty chill, but several of the older guys tend to give me the eye whenever I strive to do anything remotely athletic....
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For years now, everyone that knows me personally absolutely understands the one thing that I believe is ruining college basketball : John Vincent Calipari. Why you might ask? One man: World Wide Wes. The man is a marketing powerhouse and an “agent” for high school athletes that are the sure...
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Some East Carolina University students (who have been longly overshadowed by the Tar Heels, Wolf Pack, Blue Devils, and Demon Deacons) have been inspired by the recent uprising in the Somalia pirates off the coast of Africa. It’s about time the school trades the swash and buckle for the AK-47 and a...
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In the small English town of Ashbourne during 2 days a year the people divide to play a sport with the purpose of scoring the “toughest goal”. Sure kicking a ball into the net takes some skill, but even these people would say scoring in a sport such as rugby...
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The aftermath of a NCAA Championship nearly always produces the same results: the fires burn, the streets are painted, people body surf, your bud gets a traffic cone melted to his arm, and there are some arrests. However, during the chaos that followed the 2009 UNC vs Michigan State championship...
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