He’s Back!
Brock Lesnar, the University of Minnesota wrestling legend who rose to the top of the mixed martial arts world, said Wednesday that he has licked his life-threatening ailment and will return to action this summer. Lesnar, 32, said in an interview on ESPN that he was mysteriously stricken during his...
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Conan O’Brien To ESPN…?
A undiscussed career path could put Conan back in front of the camera next to Scott Van Pelt as a comedian doing sporting events. ESPN has dropped all the funny people, besides Van Pelt, and now is just a semblance of hack job reporters and women with porn star names. O’Brien would...
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Tiger In Sex Rehab… It’s Called Being Cool Where I Come From
Friday it was reported that Tiger Woods had entered a sex rehab clinic in Mississippi, the birthplace of weird sexual behavior. Today the National Enquirer, who initially broke the Tiger Woods cheating scandal, confirms that report, and adds that hopefully he’s making lots of new friends because his wife has yet to visit...
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The Disloyalty Club
Lane Kiffin joins the disloyalty club Comment Email Print Share By Thomas Neumann Page 2 Archive | Contact The college football world remains atwitter a day after news broke that Lane Kiffin was leaving Tennessee after one season to replace mentor Pete Carroll at USC. Should we really be surprised? College...
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Gilbert Arenas Self-Help Book…Come On
by Matt O’Brien • Jan 8, 2010 7:04 PM EST Just when all of the Gilbert Arenas gun jokes were about to die out, he goes out and shoots himself in the foot (/takes a bow). Apparently, Arenas has a forthcoming self-help book, entitled “Score Like Agent Zero” (There’s no truth to...
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Worst Player in Madden 2007 Strikes Back
To: John Madden CC: Electronic Arts Sports From: Ethan Albright Re: Being the worst rated player on Madden ‘07 Hi, John, my name is Ethan Albright. I play line for the Washington Redskins. You probably already knew that, so I’ll continue. I am writing in regards to the overall player rating of 53 that...
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Don Shula Too Old For The Boom Boom Pow
Fergie gave coaching legend Don Shula the serenade of a lifetime for his 80th birthday. Shula needed some assistance to enjoy it because I’m sure he, like so many others, believe Fergie is a hermaphrodite.
Urban Meyer Takes Time Off to Follow Tim “Tebus” Tebow
Despite the controversy surrounding Meyer’s resignation we all know the real reason he left UF.
John Wall: Best in the Land
Here is my list of the top 5 college players that I want on my NBA team next year: John Wall, Fr-PG- Kentucky– Wall’s mix of size, speed, athletic ability, and sheer basketball talent put him at the top of the list. But he also has shown the ability to lead a...
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