Citadel-UNC Preview by Chad Floyd
Introduction Here we are, ladies and gentlemen. As it is 69 degrees in beautiful Chapel Hill right now, football season must be upon us. For the first time since the 1998 season, the Tar Heels boast a preseason Top 25 ranking as they check in at #20 on the USA...
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Erin Andrews Does First Post-Peephole Gate Game Sleeveless, Barefoot, and in Pants Painted On
With all honesty, I have to give Erin Andrews props. She handled herself like a class act last night despite some classless comments by the NCSU student section. After drowning the witty Cock-related jokes that only a 4-year education at State could muster-up, I did take offense to the Erin Andrews...
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The Next in the Line of the Kennedy Clan…Curt Schilling?
Curt Schilling(notes), the former major league pitcher who won the allegiance of Bostonians by leading the Red Sox to the 2004 World Series, said Wednesday that he has “some interest” in running for the seat held for nearly 50 years by Democratic Sen. Edward M. Kennedy. Schilling, a registered independent...
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Rubio to T-Wolves: Suck It
Rubio has said that he plans on coming to the NBA this year but it turns out those damn Europeans screwed us again. A high level source stated that Rubio will have to wait until 2011 for their first round pick to sport the new T-Wolves jersey. This confirms the...
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A Waitor Who Thinks He Is Far More Clever Than He Is
Q: I work as a waiter. At work today, a table of a friend of mine ordered an Arnold Palmer (iced tea and lemonade, for those readers who don’t know) with a double shot of vodka. Having never heard of this before, three of us on the wait staff deliberated...
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Another Sports Icon Has a Run In With The Cops
Early on Thursday Morning outside a California Night Club, Shaq joined the list of sport figures to get bugged by the cops. His Ford F-350 was ticketed for impeding the reasonable movement of traffic. He should be disgraced by his actions and should be suspended for at least 20 games. The...
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Everyone Should Get a Subscription!
Finally the sports world has something to cheer about. The Latest Sports Illustrated will not feature anything about the soap opera star Brett Favre. SI made a daring decision that seems to slap ESPN right in the face, and everyone enjoys it. ESPN has spent the last four months pandering...
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Bolting for the NFL?
Usain Bolt is without a doubt the fastest man on earth. He established that by shattering the 100m and 200m world records in impressive victories over the next 9 fastest people in the world. This type of speed is incredibly intriguing to the NFL because it could translate into a...
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Rose vs. Beasley: One Year Later
All the buzz surrounding the 2008 NBA Draft involved two names Derrick Rose and Michael Beasley. They were the cream of the crop for that draft and people were split on who should be taken with the first overall pick. Rose was the best point guard prospect in a long...
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Unfortunately Named Football Plays
Vick Bulldog Electritiy Sweep left McNair Air Through His Middle Shiancoe Swing Down To His Knees Big Ben Draws Out Too Late Stallworth Speed Right Too Late Juke Cutler Needle Right, Sugar Slide Favre Forgets Play…Then Retires Brady Bouces Back To Left Knee Stafford Dive Too Late Tebow Takes Shiancoe...
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