Cowboys – 1 : Redskins – 0 in the Preseason
While I with August could get here sooner, these two men are taking matters into their own hands. NBC Washington reports that a man had his Dallas Cowboys flag ripped from his vehicle. He promptly stepped out of the car and knocked the man out. A man grabbed a...
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NASCAR GPS Finally on the Way – FML
Occasionally I will visit my hometown newspaper online to see what the word is within Stanly County. Other than the plea from the editorial board to ban gay marriage, NASCAR graced the front page this morning with a state-of-the-art breakthrough in GPS navigation. Yes, where I am from NASCAR makes...
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Extreme Ironing : One Step Up from Rhythmic Dusting
Extreme Ironing (or otherwise referred to as EI) is a two tier sport that covers the elements of extremeness and performance at the same time. The basic gist of this extreme sport is to iron several items of clothing in a remote location. As explained on the official website, extreme...
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Pic of the Day – 4.15
Yes, this is a homemade Kenny Powers KC Royals jersey. The asscrack could be computer generated. Money on the reg. Yachts on the reg. Reg on the reg.
Now this is how you insult a 16-year-old girl
No, this doesn’t have anything to do with sports. It does, however, have everything to do with the phrase “catch chlamydia off a bicycle seat”. Jamie Foxx, ladies and gentlemen!
Florida International University Loses Its Mind, Hires Basketball’s Antichrist
Isiah Thomas is the new coach of the FIU Golden Panthers. Let that sink in for a second. The $11.5 million sexual harassment settlement man himself. Following a long, rich history of failed NBA coaches before him, Zeke is going to be a college coach. Things have worked out gloriously...
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Top Golfers Fight for 2016 Summer Olympics Bid
Until the world of golf welcomes John Daly back to the grind, I will refuse to describe the sport as anything but tiresomely boring to watch on national television. Don’t get me wrong, there are some unbelievable shots like Singh’s hole-in-one skip off the water . . . but there are also...
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Pic of the Day – April 14
Does he have to spell it out for you?
Dick Vitale Agrees: Paulus will be the NFL’s Diaper Dandy of the Year
This whole situation is completely and utterly unbelievable. The ACC’s most lovable goat has got the call from the NFL and the Green Bay Packers have agreed to give the point guard a tryout at quarterback. After sitting the bench nearly the entire season, it was evident his only options were...
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