Curtain of Distraction makes ASU students look…smarter
Gone are the days of screaming, waving your hands in a crazy motion or even wearing a speedo to distract a free throw shooter. Arizona State has finally found a class that some of the students can actually pass: distraction. The very average Sun Devil basketball team is not the...
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James Dolan is a F**cking Moron
If the Knicks only winning one playoff series since 1999 was bad, Mr. Dolan has simply outdone himself now. A fan wrote to the Knicks owner expressing his displeasure with the state of the franchise and Dolan decided to respond back by telling the fan to “start rooting for the Nets...
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Editor’s Note
Hello sports fans! I’ve always wanted to say that, though preferably on a network and not a blog with a title referencing a piece of equipment that protects my man parts. Anyways, my name is Michael Fine, and I am the new editor for The Jock Itch site. After many...
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Chilly Out As Vikings Coach
Brad Childress was never beloved in Minnesota by the fans or his players, but he did enjoy plenty of success before this disastrous season. The Vikings won 6, 8, 10, and then 12 games inChilly’s four complete seasons. He won two division titles with two different quarterbacks. His lack of...
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8 year old Jets Fan laid out by a grown man
An 8-year-old New York Jets fan was tackled by an adult Browns fan after Sunday’s game, according to a television station in Cleveland. The boy went to the game at Cleveland Browns Stadium in a Jets jersey with his father, who was born in New York. Much to the chagrin of the...
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Cam Newton: Heisman but an Idiot
The redemptive narrative of Auburn quarterback Cam Newton, the front-runner for the Heisman Trophy, has taken another turn. A person briefed on Newton’s situation confirmed on Tuesday theFoxsports.com report a day earlier that Newton left the University of Floridaafter the fall semester in 2008 rather than face suspension or expulsion in...
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Moss-Garnett- The Race to the Bottom
Normally, sports news involves the competition to win things: games, championships, record television rights deals. Today, though, has the distinct feeling of a race to the bottom. This is being contested between Randy Moss, who wants a team willing to put up with him in exchange for the hope he’ll...
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Big East wants to be relevant again
Big East presidents agreed in a meeting on Tuesday that it would be in their best interests to increase its football membership from eight to ten members, the conference said. “Today, our Board of Directors affirmed a set of key strategic initiatives, including expansion, designed to enhance membership stability and...
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Barnes Ready for the Show
AP Preseason All-America Team The Associated Press’ 2010-11 preseason All-America team, with school, height, year and votes from a 65-member national media panel (key 2009-10 statistics in parentheses): • Kyle Singler, Duke, 6-8, senior, 62 votes (16.5 ppg, 7.7 rpg) • Jacob Pullen, Kansas State, 6-0, senior, 53 (19.3 ppg, 3.4 rpg,...
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