Rick Reilly You Suck Too!
Evel Knievel tried to jump the Snake River Canyon. David Copperfield tried to make 747s disappear. I’m going to try to defend Lane Kiffin. To read the columnists, Kiffin, USC’s new head football coach, apparently eats poached children for breakfast, sticks sharp things in the eyes of the elderly and...
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The Indecision
The last we checked the list of things we know about Brett Favre, he had not done anything criminal, borderline criminal or even moderately seedy. He isn’t Ben Roethlisberger. He isn’t Michael Vick. He isn’t even Tiger Woods. He hasn’t been found to be importing questionable doctors from Canada. He...
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Brett Favre…Retires….No…..Retires- That took two years
MANKATO — Brett Favre’s wavering nature makes it impossible to call anything official — even when it seems to be that way — but NFL sources said the quarterback began informing Vikings personnel late Monday night that he has decided to retire for a third time. Favre’s agent, Bus Cook,...
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Reason # 218 That Lane Kiffin Sucks: His 5 year old daughter makes fun of him
Lane Kiffin. Vilified. Controversial. Funny? “My 5-year-old daughter, Landry, for some reason, tries to get under my skin all the time,” said the new coach for USC, who along with other Pac-10 coaches visited ESPN’s campus in Connecticut on Wednesday. “She likes to run around and say her favorite person...
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The Pussification Of The NFL and America…
Hank Nuwer has written four books on hazing and spent more than three decades analyzing cases in which it has been taken to sometimes criminal and tragic extremes. He does not take lightly the current issue involving Dallas Cowboys rookieDez Bryant and his refusal to carry a veteran’s shoulder pads off...
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Clarett Arrives Back At Ohio State after 3 plus Years in Jail
Maurice Clarett came back to finish his career at Ohio St recently, too bad its only his academic career. Clarett was the future of football back in 2002 after leading the Buckeyes to the 2002 National Championship. But now eight years later he is a washed up, ashamed man with...
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Dez Bryant Exposes Himself as the New T.O.
Dez Bryant is immediately exposing him as a team cancer after a recent spat with veteran, although terrible, receiver Roy Williams. The issue at hand is the old time tradition of hazing rookies by making them carry bags and do other odd tasks for veterans. Everyone hates you Dez Bryant!
Beasley Smoked Too Much Marijuana in Miami: Will It Catch Lebron?
In a jarring interview with ESPN Radio in Minneapolis-St. Paul, Timberwolves general manager David Kahn explained that once-touted forward Michael Beasley, who Kahn traded for earlier this month, struggled in Miami because he “smoked too much marijuana” while playing for the Heat, but has since quit. The Heat dumped Beasley for nothing but two...
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Kyle Parker Turns Down The Money
Kyle Parker looks to be returning as the starting quarterback at Clemson after negotiations with the Colorado Rockies broke down on Tuesday night. Parker, who threw 20 touchdowns as a freshman last season, was a first-round pick in the MLB draft last month and had been in serious discussions with...
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