Tag: NFL


NFL Players Are Smartening Up

Good for you, Patrick. Good for you, MJD. In the past week we have seen two All-Pro players retire from the NFL before it was too late. Patrick Willis announced yesterday that he was calling it quits at the age of 30 on the heels of last week’s announcement that Maurice...

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NFL Players Are Smartening Up

The Pussification Of The NFL and America…

Hank Nuwer has written four books on hazing and spent more than three decades analyzing cases in which it has been taken to sometimes criminal and tragic extremes. He does not take lightly the current issue involving Dallas Cowboys rookieDez Bryant and his refusal to carry a veteran’s shoulder pads off...

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Dez Bryant Exposes Himself as the New T.O.

Dez Bryant is immediately exposing him as a team cancer after a recent spat with veteran, although terrible, receiver Roy Williams. The issue at hand is the old time tradition of hazing rookies by making them carry bags and do other odd tasks for veterans. Everyone hates you Dez Bryant!



Worst Player in Madden 2007 Strikes Back

To: John Madden CC: Electronic Arts Sports From: Ethan Albright Re: Being the worst rated player on Madden ‘07 Hi, John, my name is Ethan Albright. I play line for the Washington Redskins. You probably already knew that, so I’ll continue. I am writing in regards to the overall player rating of 53 that...

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Bolting for the NFL?

Usain Bolt is without a doubt the fastest man on earth. He established that by shattering the 100m and 200m world records in impressive victories over the next 9 fastest people in the world. This type of speed is incredibly intriguing to the NFL because it could translate into a...

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Beast Mode Shut Down, Marshawn Lynch Suspended Three Games

After being arrested two months ago on a felony gun charge, the NFL has dropped down a 3 game suspension against the Bills star running back. Plaxico Burress jokes aside, this is probably good news for the Bills. It’s three less weeks that Lynch and T.O. can start fighting over...

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