Professional and collegiate athletics have become less about the performace and more about the show. And for the most part, many people that attend these sporting events are expecting just that, a show. Since the Cowboys have installed their 70 yard HD television, pregrame rituals have been taken to a...
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by The Man No One Came To See
25 Jan 2010
With the pathetic Favre pass across the middle to blow the championship game, Brett Favre now takes center stage on every ESPN telecast for the next four months. Thus in protest of the pathetic NFL coverage provided by Sportscenter, I will boycott Sportscenter until the Brett Favre retirement is ultimately...
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by The Man No One Came To See
20 Jan 2010
Brock Lesnar, the University of Minnesota wrestling legend who rose to the top of the mixed martial arts world, said Wednesday that he has licked his life-threatening ailment and will return to action this summer. Lesnar, 32, said in an interview on ESPN that he was mysteriously stricken during his...
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by The Man No One Came To See
19 Jan 2010
A undiscussed career path could put Conan back in front of the camera next to Scott Van Pelt as a comedian doing sporting events. ESPN has dropped all the funny people, besides Van Pelt, and now is just a semblance of hack job reporters and women with porn star names. O’Brien would...
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by The Man No One Came To See
18 Jan 2010
Friday it was reported that Tiger Woods had entered a sex rehab clinic in Mississippi, the birthplace of weird sexual behavior. Today the National Enquirer, who initially broke the Tiger Woods cheating scandal, confirms that report, and adds that hopefully he’s making lots of new friends because his wife has yet to visit...
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by The Man No One Came To See
14 Jan 2010
Lane Kiffin joins the disloyalty club Comment Email Print Share By Thomas Neumann Page 2 Archive | Contact The college football world remains atwitter a day after news broke that Lane Kiffin was leaving Tennessee after one season to replace mentor Pete Carroll at USC. Should we really be surprised? College...
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by The Man No One Came To See
08 Jan 2010
by Matt O’Brien • Jan 8, 2010 7:04 PM EST Just when all of the Gilbert Arenas gun jokes were about to die out, he goes out and shoots himself in the foot (/takes a bow). Apparently, Arenas has a forthcoming self-help book, entitled “Score Like Agent Zero” (There’s no truth to...
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by The Man No One Came To See
04 Jan 2010
To: John Madden CC: Electronic Arts Sports From: Ethan Albright Re: Being the worst rated player on Madden ‘07 Hi, John, my name is Ethan Albright. I play line for the Washington Redskins. You probably already knew that, so I’ll continue. I am writing in regards to the overall player rating of 53 that...
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by The Man No One Came To See
03 Jan 2010
Fergie gave coaching legend Don Shula the serenade of a lifetime for his 80th birthday. Shula needed some assistance to enjoy it because I’m sure he, like so many others, believe Fergie is a hermaphrodite.
by The Man No One Came To See
02 Jan 2010
Despite the controversy surrounding Meyer’s resignation we all know the real reason he left UF.