I’ve been working out at the local YMCA for several months now and to be honest, I haven’t really enjoyed the people there. Most of them are pretty chill, but several of the older guys tend to give me the eye whenever I strive to do anything remotely athletic. I honestly can’t help that I am a bigger than the average guy, I certainly don’t want to show off, but I have to get a workout someway or another.
This morning I put together this list of people that annoy the Hell out of me when I’m in the gym . . . I think it pretty well sums it up:
10. The people outside the giant window watching us run - You are either running like a giant bird, off balanced, or perhaps overweight. The glass between me and you is not the iron curtain, I’m going to stare.
9. The locker room mirror hog - Dude’s gotta look good.
8. The raquetball super-enthusiasts - Whether it be racquetball or Left4Dead, I take competition serious on any level. By the way, there’s a C in raCquetball.
7. Wearers of ill-fitting gym clothing of the small persuasion - If girls didn’t wear these, I honestly wouldn’t be at the gym. They wear them because they know guys look at them.
6. The locker room phone-talker - Business is business.
5. The person setting a world record for speed on the elliptical machine -What’s the point in using a gym machine if your purpose isn’t to break it?
4. The over-motivated personal trainer - He takes his job seriously and you are giving him shit for it? Come on!
3. The dude sitting too close on the stretching mat - He just wants to bask in your musk. Give the man a break because you want to do your yoga in peace.
2. The Goddess - She’s hott, entertaining, and encouraging. I promise I will get her number within week . . . or at least I make that promise to myself.
1. The couple - Yeah, they’re annoying as shit. Right on.