Don’t Worry Sex OK For World Cup Players

07 Jun 2010

According to the Argentinian Soccer Team’s Doctor, Dr. Donato Vallani, Sex is ok to have during the month long World Cup.

He said that it is alright to have sex with your regular partner throughout the Cup but he also mentioned that there is a good way and a bad way to have sex, ” it should not be at 2 a.m. with champagne and Havana cigars.”

He also said that players can eat their traditional argentinian food with a glass of win but that excessive drinking is prohibited because it could lead to unprotected sex with an African prostitute, which I am guessing probably is not too good for their conditioning…the whole AIDS thing.