Tag: World Cup

The French Wave the White Flag in South Africa

French president Nicolas Sarkozy is to hold a government meeting on Wednesday to discuss the country’s disastrous World Cup showing. Sarkozy will also meet Thierry Henry, at the striker’s request on Thursday, as the inquest into the events of South Africa 2010 begins. France went out in the group stage...

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USA vs. Britain… Viva La Revolution

RUSTENBERG, South Africa — The Brazilian referee and his assistants who will work the England-United States match at the World Cup have been studying English-language obscenities the players might use. Carlos Simon will referee Saturday’s match in Rustenburg, assisted by Roberto Braatz and Altemir Hausmann. They want to ensure players...

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Don’t Worry Sex OK For World Cup Players

According to the Argentinian Soccer Team’s Doctor, Dr. Donato Vallani, Sex is ok to have during the month long World Cup. He said that it is alright to have sex with your regular partner throughout the Cup but he also mentioned that there is a good way and a bad...

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