The Best 8 Fake Athletes You Should be Following
Athletes in real life can be quite entertaining. From the off field antics of the lovable Chad “Childplease-Johnson-Ochocinco-Hachigo” to the misfortunes of Tiger Woods, these athletes often find themselves prey of the paparazzi if they slip up. Unfortunately for us sports lovers the majority of professional athletes have been censored...
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Congress Do Your Job…Not College Football
Subcommittee OKs college playoff bill Associated Press WASHINGTON — A House subcommittee approved legislation Wednesday aimed at forcing college football to switch to a playoff system to determine a national champion, over the objections of some lawmakers who said Congress had more pressing matters on its plate. The bill, which...
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Woman in NBA?!? No Way
5 reasons to believe a woman will play in the NBA •David Stern thinks it will happen. On Tuesday in the conference room outside his NBA office in Manhattan, I asked the commissioner whether we’ll see a woman playing in his league someday. “Sure,” he said matter-of-factly. “I think that’s...
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Cheetah’s Life in Shambles
Which came first the affairs or this creepy moustache? “He really did like it quite rough. He wanted to spank me and loved pulling my hair as we had sex. He also liked me to talk dirty to him, but hair-pulling was what really turned him on.” Really Tiger?
Adrian Peterson Clocked at 109 mph in a 55 mph
Adrian Peterson was clocked at 109 miles-per-hour in a 55 zone. Apparently Brett Favre finally drove him off the edge.
Does Anyone Doubt This?
Ron Artest, the often-controversial Los Angeles Lakers forward, told a magazine interviewer he used to drink alcohol at halftime of NBA games. “ I used to drink Hennessy … at halftime,” Artest says in the interview, which hits newsstands this week. “I [kept it] in my locker. I’d just walk to...
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When You Turn the Panthers Logo Upside Down, It’s a Fat Ass Batman Putting on His Mask
For real, this is uncanny:
On a Scale of One to Douche, Where Does Your Favorite Player Rank?
Here is the scale… You be the judge. 1.Peyton Manning 2. Shaq 3. Tiger Woods, although he may start a meteoric rise to the top 4. Ron Artest 5. Brett Favre 6. Alex Rodriguez 7. Bill Romanowski 8. Jose Canseco 9. Ryan Leaf And at the highest level of douche….....
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12 Reasons You Were Never Meant to Dunk
1. You can dunk the ball . . . but you’re considered clinically obese: 2. You have absolutely ZERO depth perception: 3. You think the trampoline is a great place to dunk from: 4. You had to enlist in the military instead of the NBA . . . and still...
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Fantasy Football is Glorified Dungeons and Dragons
Dungeons & Dragons: For the majority of the American public this live action role playing game says everything about the people that partake in its magical adventures. Geeks, dweebs, nerds, virgins . . . the list of insults are seemingly endless. And prior to becoming a weekly D&D barbarian half-orc...
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