Manny Ramirez of the LA Dodgers has been suspended for 50 games by MLB officials for failing a performance enhancing drug test. According to Manny: “Recently I saw a physician for a personal health issue. He gave me a medication, not a steroid, which he thought was okay to give...
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Say, that’s a real nice rink you got there. What’s that you’re playing on? Ice? Well that’s a purdy good playing surface . . . if you’re an Eskimo. Here in North Carolina we play on football fields. Made of 74% grass. And rattle snakes What’s that stick you got...
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Two weeks following the removal of his mustache, Rick Ankiel now finds his face injured in a head on collision with the centerfield wall after a line drive by Phillies third baseman Pedro Feliz. According to the Cardinals, Ankiel underwent X-rays and CT scans of his head, neck, and back late last night....
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The nation’s premiere basketball recruit, John Wall was arrested last week on April 27th for breaking and entering in a Raleigh residence. According to the NewsandObserver: Wall, 18, a senior at Raleigh Word of God, was arrested April 27 by a Raleigh police officer and issued a citation charging...
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From Deadspin’s Kentucky Derby Album:
Would you expect anything less from a Duke basketball infomercial? While the Dukies are staining their pants over this video, it’s obvious that its only intention is to legitimate Duke as a “NBA” factory for higher talent. “Players out of a man to man transition better into the NBA”. ....
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So I posted “hamdemic” (Thanks to Ross at Trivia for enlightening me with this term) to Reddit yesterday and it failed after nearly 12 hours. Last night I posted this article and “No one liked my idea of calling the “pandemic” a “hamdemic” . . . well, I’m drunks and...
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