To: John Madden CC: Electronic Arts Sports From: Ethan Albright Re: Being the worst rated player on Madden ‘07 Hi, John, my name is Ethan Albright. I play line for the Washington Redskins. You probably already knew that, so I’ll continue. I am writing in regards to the overall player rating of 53 that...
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Fergie gave coaching legend Don Shula the serenade of a lifetime for his 80th birthday. Shula needed some assistance to enjoy it because I’m sure he, like so many others, believe Fergie is a hermaphrodite.
Athletes in real life can be quite entertaining. From the off field antics of the lovable Chad “Childplease-Johnson-Ochocinco-Hachigo” to the misfortunes of Tiger Woods, these athletes often find themselves prey of the paparazzi if they slip up. Unfortunately for us sports lovers the majority of professional athletes have been censored...
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For real, this is uncanny:
Usain Bolt is without a doubt the fastest man on earth. He established that by shattering the 100m and 200m world records in impressive victories over the next 9 fastest people in the world. This type of speed is incredibly intriguing to the NFL because it could translate into a...
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Vick Bulldog Electritiy Sweep left McNair Air Through His Middle Shiancoe Swing Down To His Knees Big Ben Draws Out Too Late Stallworth Speed Right Too Late Juke Cutler Needle Right, Sugar Slide Favre Forgets Play…Then Retires Brady Bouces Back To Left Knee Stafford Dive Too Late Tebow Takes Shiancoe...
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It’s that time of the year again: fantasy football season. The time of the year when all men shy away from making love to their smoking hot wives and spend more time delving into the depths of sports blogs and football stats. Is this sad? Perhaps. But one thing seems...
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I’ve been debating these names for the past few weeks . . . Big Ben’s Ouchy Penis Spot Ronnie Brown Noise Steve McNair’s Speed Holes Aired Out McNair Steve McNair Shotgun Draw Affair McNair Wildcat Malt Offense McNair is my Sleeper Stallworth’s High Beams Stallworth’s Steamrollers Mike Vick’s Pitbull Mittens...
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