Worst Player in Madden 2007 Strikes Back

To: John Madden CC: Electronic Arts Sports From: Ethan Albright Re: Being the worst rated player on Madden ‘07 Hi, John, my name is Ethan Albright. I play line for the Washington Redskins. You probably already knew that, so I’ll continue. I am writing in regards to the overall player rating of 53 that...

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Don Shula Too Old For The Boom Boom Pow

Fergie gave coaching legend Don Shula the serenade of a lifetime for his 80th birthday. Shula needed some assistance to enjoy it because I’m sure he, like so many others, believe Fergie is a hermaphrodite.

Bolting for the NFL?

Usain Bolt is without a doubt the fastest man on earth. He established that by shattering the 100m and 200m world records in impressive victories over the next 9 fastest people in the world. This type of speed is incredibly intriguing to the NFL because it could translate into a...

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Unfortunately Named Football Plays

Vick Bulldog Electritiy Sweep left McNair Air Through His Middle Shiancoe Swing Down To His Knees Big Ben Draws Out Too Late Stallworth Speed Right Too Late Juke Cutler Needle Right, Sugar Slide Favre Forgets Play…Then Retires Brady Bouces Back To Left Knee Stafford Dive Too Late Tebow Takes Shiancoe...

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The Best 2009 Fantasy Football Team Names

I’ve been debating these names for the past few weeks . . .  Big Ben’s Ouchy Penis Spot Ronnie Brown Noise Steve McNair’s Speed Holes Aired Out McNair Steve McNair Shotgun Draw Affair McNair Wildcat Malt Offense McNair is my Sleeper Stallworth’s High Beams Stallworth’s Steamrollers Mike Vick’s Pitbull Mittens...

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