For years the NFL top suits have began cracking down on one of the most integral parts of the game: the celebrations. From making cell phone calls to proposing to a future wife in the end-zone, the commissioner has attempted to rid the game of every fun and careless celebration following...
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Ye boi I gets dem Fentesy Football pleyers to put me on der’ team. I says I comin’ back den I go head-n-retire in July. BYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH. I says I was goin’ ta New Yorks. Den Miami. Den Green Bey’. Den I’s gonna take ovah Minnesota . . . BYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! ESPN...
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The formal complaint against Ben Roethlisberger has been revealed . . . and it’s not pretty. Since it’s Friday and not many people are willing to read through 36 pages of law blabber, we’ve decided to break this down into a children’s story. There once was a fat ass named...
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When it comes to the NFL, it seems their players can get away with a good bit more than the normal person. Whether if it’s the NFL’s PR department pulling multimillion-dollar strings, or the fact that these players have the disposable income to hire top-notch lawyers, it always seems...
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Thursday afternoon was supposed to be the highlight of the year for more than 100 Virginia kindergartners. For months, these kids sweated their tiny little germ filled asses off to bake and sell enough cookies to reach the $20 fee for their one and only White House tour with President Obama....
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Amidst the media sploogefest involving the summer blockbuster movies, Hollywood breakups, and shitty television pilots, we all thought for once this year we would be free of Brett Frama (Farve and drama have simultaneously combined through ESPN throughout the last 3 seasons). The man is turning 40 years old . ....
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This might have been the cure to my case of the Mondays as the crew at Kissingsuzykolber does it once again, enjoy: Yassee dare hushpuppy, daboddys inna mayzin thing. Darezoll kendsuh stuffa gonn onn indere. Wut kinna thins in dere? Welp, dare blood. In dare piss. In dare itty bitty...
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On May 20, 2009 Michael Vick will be released from federal prison to his home in Leavenworth, Kansas. According to ESPN: Vick will serve out his home confinement period in a five-bedroom home he owns in Hampton, Va., where he will live with his fiancée and two of his...
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You either love or hate a body like this . . . either way he went in the NFL draft and you probably didn’t.
With the impending NFL draft, the Japanese are putting forth their best athlete via anime . . . and the Detroit Lions are taking interest. According to this highlight realm, “Eyeshield 21” can run a blistering 0.23 in the 40, has an unmeasurable vertical, and can only be tackled with...
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