To Play in Europe or To Stay Home…That is the Question
Senior year of high school is a time stress for most students as they ponder their futures at a university or in the real world. But for prime-time prospects it is a time to hone your skills as you take the leap to an elite basketball program in hopes of...
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Spear Fishing F#CK YEAH!
Mancation is over, but the memories will never be forgotten. We slept in a bear sanctuary. Threw hatchets. Went fucking spear fishing. Got caught. Started fires. Grunted and shit.
Cubicle Man vs Wild
This upcoming weekend is father’s day. And what will make my father more proud than knowing his eldest son survived a weekend in the wild during a much needed “mancation.” I spend 45-50 hours a week in a cubicle. I live in a city that has smog capable of suffocating...
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Want A Reason to Not Like Duke? Just Read This:
There has been a family emergency for the past week that has taken up our time, so please forgive us for failure to update. However, this UNC blog has done a great job dissecting the hate for Duke: Like so many other Tar Heels I am sure that the most...
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“Female” Zimbabwean Athlete has Flaccid Defense for Penis
In the world of running, athletes performance enhancing substances have long been a problem. But in Zimbabwe’s international women’s running circuit, Samukeliso Sithole is accused of having the worst performance enhancing substance: a penis. It turns out Sithole masqueraded around the country, winning dozens of women’s events and pursing millions of dollars. Charges...
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BYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH HOOOWWWWWLLLLL
For those who still argue that the Carolina Hurricanes don’t market directly to NC State fans . . . what can you say about this one?
Charlotte Runner Sleeps in Porta-Potty, Runs Fast as Shit Next Day
This tidbit from the magazine Runner’s World. In what he kept a secret until recent, Charlotte freshman Justin Weber revealed that he slept inches about feces prior to winning the Folly Beach 10-Miler at a time of 1:02. He sent a letter to the Charlotte Observer earlier this month revealing:...
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