John Wall Arrested for Breaking and Entering
The nation’s premiere basketball recruit, John Wall was arrested last week on April 27th for breaking and entering in a Raleigh residence. According to the NewsandObserver: Wall, 18, a senior at Raleigh Word of God, was arrested April 27 by a Raleigh police officer and issued a citation charging...
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Kentucky Derby Cl….ass
From Deadspin’s Kentucky Derby Album:
This Makes Me Want to Slap a Floor
Would you expect anything less from a Duke basketball infomercial? While the Dukies are staining their pants over this video, it’s obvious that its only intention is to legitimate Duke as a “NBA” factory for higher talent. “Players out of a man to man transition better into the NBA”. ....
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Aporkalypse Now – Call Me the Porkator
So I posted “hamdemic” (Thanks to Ross at Trivia for enlightening me with this term) to Reddit yesterday and it failed after nearly 12 hours. Last night I posted this article and “No one liked my idea of calling the “pandemic” a “hamdemic” . . . well, I’m drunks and...
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Snoutbreak 09 : The Hamdemic Shuts Down Alabama Sports
So I’ve already been slapped across the wrist a couple of times for joking about the “Swine Flu“, but I’m just a proponent for calling it something a little more tasteful. “Bacon Lung” for instance does not cause as much fear and it offends no one . . . Manbirdpig emphasizes...
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Pic of the Day – 04.30.09 – Look at this Fucking Hipster Pt 1
They’ve become almost as bad as hippies. The world of self absorbed assholes is evolving . . . and this man is leading the way.
Ankiel Mustache Passes, American Mustache Institute Reacts
The AMI is one of greatness and glory, but I have never gotten a better laugh than the eulogy of Ankiel’s mustache. For complete coverage and immersian into mustache glory, visit the site. Here’s a little excerpt: It lived a life most of us would envy. But, in the end,...
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Vick to be Released from Prison
On May 20, 2009 Michael Vick will be released from federal prison to his home in Leavenworth, Kansas. According to ESPN: Vick will serve out his home confinement period in a five-bedroom home he owns in Hampton, Va., where he will live with his fiancée and two of his...
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Pic of the Day – 04.29.08 – Andre Smith’s Aerodynamics
You either love or hate a body like this . . . either way he went in the NFL draft and you probably didn’t.