TJ Yates Injured in Frisky Ultimate Frisbee Game
*Sigh* I wish this title weren’t true. Our quarterback plays . . . and gets injured in ultimate frisbee. Leave this game to the hipsters, former high school football players, and the dudes that turn ultimate into a “sport” and make it really annoying. Ultimate Frisbee is a Pain...
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Ellington, Lawson Heading for the NBA
The Tar Heel guard duo announced today at 2:30 that they will be heading for the NBA following their win in the National Championship game. Lawson averaged 16.6 points per game and also led the ACC in assists at 6.6 per game. Ellington averaged 15.8 points per game and hit...
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Yes Fellow Americans . . . . Water-boarding is . . . American
Star spangled banner baby supports water-boarding: If they let this torture go any longer, they might find a link between Osama Bin Laden and Detroit’s 0-16 2008 season.
10 Annoying-Ass People at the Gym
I’ve been working out at the local YMCA for several months now and to be honest, I haven’t really enjoyed the people there. Most of them are pretty chill, but several of the older guys tend to give me the eye whenever I strive to do anything remotely athletic....
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Pic of the Day – 04.23
Why hunting is not a sport . . .
Happy Earth Day! Club a Baby Seal!
Hey, it’s a sport. Plus this will probably piss off all the Carrboro peoples. Also on the Earth Day post:
The Washington NATINALS Lost to the Marlins Last Night
With what probably costed some poor embroiderer their job, the Washington Nationals took the field last night with jerseys lacking an “O” in Nationals on Adam Dunn and Ryan Zimmerman. Perhaps this was done in an attempt to play a 20 day late April fools joke. Or perhaps the club just...
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The Atlanta Storm Lingerie Football Team is Relocating to the Queen City
After being booted from their arena in Atlanta and failing to secure a new location, reports have confirmed that the Atlanta Steam lingerie football team will be relocating to Charlotte next season. There are few details as to when or where they will play, but let’s just hope they don’t...
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Japanese Football is rather . . . Strange?
With the impending NFL draft, the Japanese are putting forth their best athlete via anime . . . and the Detroit Lions are taking interest. According to this highlight realm, “Eyeshield 21” can run a blistering 0.23 in the 40, has an unmeasurable vertical, and can only be tackled with...
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Pic of the Day – 04.21
USC Song Girls . . . slippery when wet. This is them at the annual Swim with Mike event in So Cal.