Tim Tebow’s Senior Game

February 1st, 2010 by The Man No One Came To See

He sucks…He bounced a pass of about 15 yards…End of story

The 8 Most Intense Sports Intros of All Time

January 29th, 2010 by Serge Zwikker on the Break

Professional and collegiate athletics have become less about the performace and more about the show. And for the most part, many people that attend these sporting events are expecting just that, a show. Since the Cowboys have installed their 70 yard HD television, pregrame rituals have been taken to a new level. Here are the nation’s best sports intro videos.

8. 2001 South Carolina Gamecocks

7. The 1996 Chicago Bulls

6. Let’s Get Ready to Ruuuumbleeeeeeeeee

5. Alaska Nanook’s 2010 Intro

4. Boston Celtic’s Intro

3. The 2008 Bejing Opening Ceremonies

2. Stone Cold Steve Austin Intro

1. 2009 Alaska Nanooks Intro

4 Month Boycott of Sportcenter begins!

January 25th, 2010 by The Man No One Came To See

With the pathetic Favre pass across the middle to blow the championship game, Brett Favre now takes center stage on every ESPN telecast for the next four months.

Thus in protest of the pathetic NFL coverage provided by Sportscenter, I will boycott Sportscenter until the Brett Favre retirement is ultimately decided.

Everyone join me and send ESPN a message.

He’s Back!

January 20th, 2010 by The Man No One Came To See

Brock Lesnar, the University of Minnesota wrestling legend who rose to the top of the mixed martial arts world, said Wednesday that he has licked his life-threatening ailment and will return to action this summer.

Lesnar, 32, said in an interview on ESPN that he was mysteriously stricken during his training for what was to be an Ultimate Fighting Championship title defense in November vs. Shane Carwin.

However, the match was called off, when Lesnar fell ill and the heavyweight’s future in fighting and overall well-being were in doubt.

Lesnar said he was suffering from diverticulosis, causing him severe abdominal pain.

“I was just feeling sick for the longest time through my training,” Lesnar said on the sports cable network. The doctors “were dumbfounded,” he added.

“One night, I woke up in severe shock with a 104 temperature,” Lesnar said. “I took antibiotics and pain medication to heal myself or I would have had to remove part of my colon and wear a colonoscopy bag and end my career.”

Lesnar said he dropped about 40 pounds from his hulking frame while in the hospital for 11 days.

After what he called outstanding medical care in Bismarck, N.D., and at the Mayo Clinic that “sav[ed] my life and my career,” the former NCAA wrestling champion and WWE professional wrestler said he took a holistic approach to his healing and avoided surgery.

At a checkup just after the first of the year, Lesnar said, he was the recipient of “a miracle. [The doctors] were dumbfounded. They couldn’t find any signs of any trouble.”

Having put back on 30 pounds, Lesnar said he’s looking forward to a title match this summer, most likely against the winner of the Frank Mir-Carwin interim championship match on March 27 in Newark, N.J.

Lesnar hasn’t been in the octagon since UFC 100 last July, when he beat Mir in the biggest event ever in mixed martial arts.

Conan O’Brien To ESPN…?

January 19th, 2010 by The Man No One Came To See

A undiscussed career path could put Conan back in front of the camera next to Scott Van Pelt as a comedian doing sporting events. ESPN has dropped all the funny people, besides Van Pelt, and now is just a semblance of hack job reporters and women with porn star names. O’Brien would bring a new character to ESPN that they have sorely lacked since Kenny Mayne took time off.

Think about it Conan