Rumors and Rants


James Dolan is a F**cking Moron

If the Knicks only winning one playoff series since 1999 was bad, Mr. Dolan has simply outdone himself now. A fan wrote to the Knicks owner expressing his displeasure with the state of the franchise and Dolan decided to respond back by telling the fan to “start rooting for the Nets...

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James Dolan is a F**cking Moron

Editor’s Note

Hello sports fans! I’ve always wanted to say that, though preferably on a network and not a blog with a title referencing a piece of equipment that protects my man parts. Anyways, my name is Michael Fine, and I am the new editor for The Jock Itch site. After many...

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Editor’s Note

Conan O’Brien To ESPN…?

A undiscussed career path could put Conan back in front of the camera next to Scott Van Pelt as a comedian doing sporting events. ESPN has dropped all the funny people, besides Van Pelt, and now is just a semblance of hack job reporters and women with porn star names. O’Brien would...

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List of Players Who Tested Positive in 2003, Maybe

1.Nomar Garciaparra 2.Manny Ramirez 3.Johnny Damon 4.Trot Nixon 5.David Ortiz 6.Shea Hillenbrand 7.Derek Lowe 8.Pedro Martinez 9.Brian Roberts 10.Jay Gibbons 11.Melvin Mora 12.Jerry Hairston 13.Jason Giambi 14.Alfonso Soriano 15.Raul Mondesi 16. Aaron Boone 17.Andy Pettitte 18.Jose Contreras 19.Roger Clemens 20.Carlos Delgado 21.Vernon Wells 22.Frank Catalanotto 23.Kenny Rogers 24.Magglio Ordonez 25.Sandy...

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Tiger Woods, Not Good Enough For A Real Car

Tiger Woods’s struggles continued this weekend at the Buick Open where he finished at 20-under par with a $918,000 paycheck to take home. He won the event but how impressive was he? He only won a Buick. This win defines Woods’s career. Through all the ups and downs, media hype,...

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