Tiger Woods, Not Good Enough For A Real Car
Tiger Woods’s struggles continued this weekend at the Buick Open where he finished at 20-under par with a $918,000 paycheck to take home. He won the event but how impressive was he? He only won a Buick. This win defines Woods’s career. Through all the ups and downs, media hype,...
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The Future of NFL Celebrations
For years the NFL top suits have began cracking down on one of the most integral parts of the game: the celebrations. From making cell phone calls to proposing to a future wife in the end-zone, the commissioner has attempted to rid the game of every fun and careless celebration following...
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Hansbrough to Miss Up To 2 Months
Hansbrough is expected to miss up to 2 months with a shin injury that has been lingering since his senior year at UNC. “Hansbrough No Feel Injury…Doctor Tell Me” – Tyler Hansbrough YouSayToo – Promote Blog
NFL or NBA?
Is It NBA Or NFL? 36 have been accused of spousal abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 19 have been accused of writing bad checks 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses (with more businesses being added to the list daily) 3 have done time for...
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A Parting Punch In The Groin Courtesy Of Brett Favre
In a list of the most embarrassing and miserable ends? to a career, Brett Favre has to be on top. I grew up in the Brett Favre years of the NFL when he was the man, i would pretend to be Favre and throw a football as hard as i...
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Brett Farve Retires Byyyyyyyaaaaaaahhhhhh
Ye boi I gets dem Fentesy Football pleyers to put me on der’ team. I says I comin’ back den I go head-n-retire in July. BYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH. I says I was goin’ ta New Yorks. Den Miami. Den Green Bey’. Den I’s gonna take ovah Minnesota . . . BYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! ESPN...
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Tyler Like NASCAR
ESPN: So Tyler, what did you think of waving the green flag at Brickyard this weekend? Hansbrough: Tyler like NASCAR. Tyler get bored putting ball through hoop. I ugh, Tyler decided he goes to NASCAR race this weekend. Crowd thinks Tyler waved green flag. Tyler held back 30,000 HP of cars...
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Are You Ready for Another Season of ACC Football?
Because these guys are . . .
Who Should Pop Tebow’s Cherry?
Tim Tebow is currently the worlds most popular virgin with legions of girls throwing themselves at him on a daily basis. Tebow preaches no sex before marriage and he seems to follow it to a t, but what if he is lying? We have seen our fair share of hack...
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The Big Ben Roethlisberger Story of Broken Televisions and a String of Pearls
The formal complaint against Ben Roethlisberger has been revealed . . . and it’s not pretty. Since it’s Friday and not many people are willing to read through 36 pages of law blabber, we’ve decided to break this down into a children’s story. There once was a fat ass named...
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