Obama Loves Steelers, Hates Children?
Thursday afternoon was supposed to be the highlight of the year for more than 100 Virginia kindergartners. For months, these kids sweated their tiny little germ filled asses off to bake and sell enough cookies to reach the $20 fee for their one and only White House tour with President Obama....
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Canadian Torch’s Appearance is Rather Sticky
When you look at the 2010 Vancouver Olympic torch, your mind may think it was inspired by a number of things: – A burning metal stick? – A straightened boomerang? – A blunt? – A joint? – A hand rolled cigarette...
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John Wall to Kentucky . . .
America’s most notorious hoopster prima-donna has made his decision to be with Calipari and the Kentucky Wildcats next season. After a small courtship with Baylor, Duke, Memphis, NC State, and Miami, the Raleigh Word of God senior made his decision late last night. According to Wall, it was his personal relationship with...
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Despite Divine Intervention – Brett Farve to Repair and Return
Amidst the media sploogefest involving the summer blockbuster movies, Hollywood breakups, and shitty television pilots, we all thought for once this year we would be free of Brett Frama (Farve and drama have simultaneously combined through ESPN throughout the last 3 seasons). The man is turning 40 years old . ....
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Bobby Frasor’s White House Video Diary
I’m just wondering which Tar Heel had the $1,000,000 bill for Obama to sign.
Pic of the Day – 05.15.09 – RIP Preakness Shit-Show
This year, the Preakness has banned personal coolers in the infield during the race. That means the shit show – port-o-potty running – shitfest will be a little more reasonable this year. When you’re paying $3.50 per beer (which is a great price for a sporting event), one is likely...
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Walker delivers a second knockout punch for the Canes
Unlike the Canes-Devils series, which was full of tight games, the Canes-Bruins series was marked by uneven play; the closest game was an overtime victory by Carolina in the middle of the series. It took a Game 7 to get a truly memorable contest out of these two teams, but...
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Happy Gilmore was on to something . . .
Sports Science, the popular sports television show which separates athletic fact from fiction, recently did a segment on the Happy Gilmore swing. For this experiement they brought in Padraig Harrington , the 2008 PGA player of the year. While running up to the ball and taking a swing at the tee is...
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